MARCH MADNESS SALE!!!

March Madness sale is coming, don't say you haven't been given ample time to make your picks (of stuff you wanna buy).

Sale kicks off at 10AM and goes all day until 6PM.

Get 20% off most of the stuff int he store. There are some exceptions, but so few it's scarcely worth mentioning.

So come on in and get that Absolute edition you've had your eye on.

Sorry, Larry, there's no Absolute Ambush Bug yet, but keep hoping. There's no telling what stupid thing DC will do next.

Sale 3/21, March Madness, 10-6, 20% off, blah, blah, blah.